If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets
Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit. I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve ever seen in your life and the photo looks gross.
That doesn’t mean the sunset isn’t breathtaking, it just means the camera can’t contain it’s beauty.
You are a gorgeous motherfucking sunset never forget that
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winter soldier is gonna fuck me up
#the winter soldier can fuck me (via)
That joke took an army of guys with FinalDraft.
#4. The Story: Has Been Rewritten Four Times
The first draft of the movie was a gritty origin story written by the same guy who wrote Young Guns and Hidalgo, so we can only assume that in this version of the film the turtles were a mischievous band of troublemaking outlaws and the Shredder was an evil rancher. Paramount decided that script was “too edgy” (which is industry speak for “Michelangelo gets high on bath salts and eats his own face”), so they commissioned a rewrite from the two storytelling heavyweights responsible for Now You See Me, the Woody Harrelson movie about fake magicians. Finally, they brought in the guy who wrote Snow White and the Huntsman to do one last polish. So, four different writers, collectively responsible for some of the most forgettable films ever produced, whipped up a new Ninja Turtles movie for us.
im such a linguistics nerd so i just started thinking of when you start talking to someone new online and you have to learn all their personal tone indicators and what :) or any other smilie actually means to them and how after a while you can tell when something is wrong just because they type something differently than normal and we all just learn and adapt to this type of communication so quickly to make these wonderful online friendships and its kind of amazing
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
I’m laughing so fucking hard.