A Phoenyx in the Water

highly-unnatural:

If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets

Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit.  I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve ever seen in your life and the photo looks gross. 

That doesn’t mean the sunset  isn’t breathtaking, it just means the camera can’t contain it’s beauty.

You are a gorgeous motherfucking sunset never forget that

motomaidens:

#motomaidens #motomaiden #mx #motogirl #motoguy #mxgirl #mxguy #braaap #dirtbike

motomaidens:

#motomaidens #motomaiden #mx #motogirl #motoguy #mxgirl #mxguy #braaap #dirtbike

fandomsonourminds:

loisfreakinglane:

brodinsons:

winter soldier is gonna fuck me up

#the winter soldier can fuck me (via)

sonofabacchae:

Challenge accepted

cracked:

That joke took an army of guys with FinalDraft.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Will It Be Terrible?

#4. The Story: Has Been Rewritten Four Times
The first draft of the movie was a gritty origin story written by the same guy who wrote Young Guns and Hidalgo, so we can only assume that in this version of the film the turtles were a mischievous band of troublemaking outlaws and the Shredder was an evil rancher. Paramount decided that script was “too edgy” (which is industry speak for “Michelangelo gets high on bath salts and eats his own face”), so they commissioned a rewrite from the two storytelling heavyweights responsible for Now You See Me, the Woody Harrelson movie about fake magicians. Finally, they brought in the guy who wrote Snow White and the Huntsman to do one last polish. So, four different writers, collectively responsible for some of the most forgettable films ever produced, whipped up a new Ninja Turtles movie for us.

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cracked:

That joke took an army of guys with FinalDraft.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Will It Be Terrible?

#4. The Story: Has Been Rewritten Four Times

The first draft of the movie was a gritty origin story written by the same guy who wrote Young Guns and Hidalgo, so we can only assume that in this version of the film the turtles were a mischievous band of troublemaking outlaws and the Shredder was an evil rancher. Paramount decided that script was “too edgy” (which is industry speak for “Michelangelo gets high on bath salts and eats his own face”), so they commissioned a rewrite from the two storytelling heavyweights responsible for Now You See Me, the Woody Harrelson movie about fake magicians. Finally, they brought in the guy who wrote Snow White and the Huntsman to do one last polish. So, four different writers, collectively responsible for some of the most forgettable films ever produced, whipped up a new Ninja Turtles movie for us.

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Me: Oh I LOVED this fic! I'm totally going to reread. I don't know why I don't more often.
~Half an hour later~
Me: WHY WAS I GIVEN EMOTIONS JUST TAKE MY HEART AND MAKE IT STOP OH GOD I FUCKING HATE THEM BOTH SO MUCH THEY'RE SO FUCKING STUPID. *THROWS PHONE INTO ATMOSPHERE SO IT WILL BURN UP ON RE-ENTRY AND CURLS INTO THE ETERNAL FETAL POSITION OF FANFIC READERS*

fawnjohn:

im such a linguistics nerd so i just started thinking of when you start talking to someone new online and you have to learn all their personal tone indicators and what :) or any other smilie actually means to them and how after a while you can tell when something is wrong just because they type something differently than normal and we all just learn and adapt to this type of communication so quickly to make these wonderful online friendships and its kind of amazing

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

thebestthaticouldbe:

I’m laughing so fucking hard.

thebestthaticouldbe:

I’m laughing so fucking hard.